Why why why

"scoob" (scoobsti) 12/17/2013 at 18:57 • Filed to: None

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Generally, to save your suspension from apocalyptically blowing up, you should remove heavy things from your car. Especially if it's sitting like this.

Reigntastic > scoob 12/17/2013 at 18:59

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Porsche abuse.

PS9 > scoob 12/17/2013 at 19:05

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Why? Because raceca-

Frank Grimes > scoob 12/17/2013 at 19:08

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rc car?

EL_ULY > scoob 12/17/2013 at 19:10

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cue that Sarah McLachlan song...

someone save this purpose built performance machine

EL_ULY > PS9 12/17/2013 at 19:10

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lol, slap yo dumbass!

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PatBateman > scoob 12/17/2013 at 19:18

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Why, you ask?

Because STANCE!!!

And yes, whoever did this should receive an appropriate beating.

Wacko > Frank Grimes 12/17/2013 at 19:32

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Was thinking the same thing, but those wheels looked photoshopped.

Stef Schrader > scoob 12/17/2013 at 19:49

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Breathe.

Breathe.

Breathe.

Is this what I get for defending stancebros yesterday? "It's their cars, I don't like 'em, but they can do what they want?" My punishment for espousing my happy-go-lucky, do-what-makes-you-happy-just-don't-harm-others yayness?

Really?

Time to take aaaaaaaaaaaaaall of that back.

THIS IS A RED 997 GT3, YOU FARTKNOCKER.

YOU ARE A BAD, BAD MAN.

Stef Schrader > Wacko 12/17/2013 at 19:49

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One can only hope.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > scoob 12/17/2013 at 19:51

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But bro the handling is soooo much better, those guys at Porsche don't know shit about how to set up a car... /s

Nintondo-San > Frank Grimes 12/17/2013 at 20:46

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It's a rendering.

Textured Soy Protein > scoob 12/17/2013 at 23:31

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Nothing to see here folks, don't worry, it's photoshopped.

The light reflecting off the car doesn't match the surrounding scene. The reflections on the car are white light but the light shining on the ground is yellow, like when the sun's going down.

The shadows cast by the car into the ground aren't quite right. The sun is low in the sky to the point that the rocks and twigs and such on the ground are casting long shadows behind them. But the car doesn't have a similarly long shadow, its shadow is more directly below it.

The wheels don't line up with the fenders in a way that would be physically possible (even with mucho stanceage) in real life.

wabbastang > scoob 12/18/2013 at 00:39

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(it's only a model)